FML: Where the F@$K are the girls!?!
You walk into a ski town bar horny and ready to have some fun on a Saturday night and whattaya see? Cock. Lots and lots of cock. You balk, afraid to walk in, but you've already been to the only...
View ArticleWhere the F@$K are the Girls!?
You walk into a ski town bar horny and ready to have some fun on a Saturday night and whattaya see? Cock. Lots and lots of cock. You balk, afraid to walk in, but you’ve already been to the only...
View ArticleStill Telemarking, huh?
“Telemarking? Seriously? Are people really still telemarking?” “Yes, my friend, unfortunately they still are.” “Why, Joey, why would anyone perform this hideously archaic form of gay ski ballet?”...
View ArticleOnly a Mother Could Love a Comp Skier
So, I’m chillin’ in a ski resort cafeteria last season at about 4:30pm and a dude sashays into the cafeteria wearing a bright yellow competition bib. “Hmmmm” were the words in my thought cloud. This...
View ArticleStill Telemarking, huh?
“Telemarking? Seriously? Are people really still telemarking?” “Yes, my friend, unfortunately they still are.” “Why, Joey, why would anyone perform this hideously archaic form of gay ski ballet?”...
View Article“Locals Only you F#%king Grommet!” Classic | Kenny Powers out for a Sponge
Click here to view the embedded video. There’s been a lot of belly aching recently about “who owns what mountain?” or “hey, why doesn’t my pass work on extra special V.I.P. day?” or “Hey! why the F#%k...
View ArticleComment of the Week: “Squaw is Like…”
You guys get some funny comments on this ski blog from time to time. So I thought I would highlight some in a new weekly post I am calling Comment of the Week. This weeks comment was posted to the...
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